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Homestuck x Reader ~ Seven Minutes In Heaven

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 You were laying on your couch, eating all the food that you raided from your kitchen. You were watching a romcom that your friend Karkat was ranting about the other day. If wasn't bad, pretty good actually, but you wouldn't admit that to him. You slightly giggled to yourself thinking of the constantly PMSing nubby horned troll.

Finally relaxing after a long week of classes you stretched out your limbs with a content sigh, your muscles crying in relief. After many classes, piles of assignments, and long endless lectures, it felt as if winter break would never come. A soon as the end off the last class of the day was over, you were out of there before your professor even turned around from the board.

It was the weekend and all your friends were out having fun, but honesty you'd rather be on your couch with a bunch of crappy movies and a bunch of junk food. Just as the guy on the screen was going to embrace the girl and confess his undying love, your phone rang, vibrating the coffee table.

Groaning you got up, kicking off your comfy blanket and paused the movie. With a sigh you picked up the phone, glaring at the screen to see who dared to interrupt. With a sigh you answered your phone.

"Hey Roxy..."

"Hey _____! You better get yur butt over heer!  *Hic*"

"Roxy, are you wasted... Again? You know you're only eighteen right? And what are you talking about?"

"Yeh yeh miss wowry pants. And I'm at Dave's party. You better get your little toosh over here."

You sighed at you're friends slur of words. "No Roxy, I'm good. I'd rather not deal with a bunch of drunks tonight."

"Oh come on! Pwease? I'll make you one of my signatuar margaretas *Wonk*"

"You said that wrong on purpose didn't you?"

"Maybe..."

You sighed knowing you wouldn't win against your friend, drunk or not. You decided to just give in. "Alright I'll be over soon..."

"Yay!!! See you later ____!!!" With that you heard the dial tone signaling that she had hung up.

You sighed at your ruined plans of hanging out at home and slid off the couch and got up. You head up the stairs and headed down the hall to your room. You lived by yourself being in college and all. No one was going to complain if you stayed out late. Even so you didn't intend to stay very long anyway.

Going threw your closet you decided to at least try to look nice. You put on your black skinny jeans and a long sleeve black lace shirt that slightly hugged your body with a under shirt under it. You put on your converse not caring. You put on a bit of makeup and decided to put you hair up in a messy bun since you were too lazy too do anything else.

Making sure you had your phone, you headed downstairs and grabbed you car keys. It was a cold December night and you shivers on your short walk to your car. You hopped in, cranking up your heater, sighing in relief when it finally warmed up. You drove over to Dave's, a good twenty minutes away. You parked your car and entered the building. You got in a elevator and pressed Dave's floor. As soon as you got out you could hear the base all the way down the hall. There were sure to be complaints from neighbors later.

You knocked on his door and waited, leaning back and forth impatiently. Just as you were about to knock again, the door swung open to reveal a slightly drunken Dave. Not that he looked like it. He still had his cool kid face on. But you could smell the alcohol on him.

He didn't say anything, just looked you up and down threw his shades. It kinda of unnerved you, making you feel a bit awkward being examined so closely. Did you look strange? Maybe you should of worn something else?

"Uh... H-Hey Dave..."

"Sup." with that he moved out of the way letting you into his place. As soon as you stepped in all you saw was a giant crowd of drunken teens. Almost all of them holding a cup of liquor. Some where hangout on the side or making out on the couch. Most decided to dance in the living to where to music was blasting.

"Dude you are going to get so many complaints."

With that he just shrugged and went off to his kitchen where John probably was. You felt awkward standing alone by your self and looked around trying to see if you could recognize any one else. Off in the corner you could see Dave's bro Dirk chatting with your other friend Jake.

You saw Rose there as well which surprised you a bit. What had you completely surprised though was that she was completely drunk off her ass. She was talking with Kanaya who didn't look fazed by this at all. just as you were pondering how often Rose had gotten drunk before, you saw Rozy get up on top of Dave's coffee table with a bottle in hand, slightly swinging side to side.

"L-*Hic* Listen up up!" No one even paid attention to her. She whistled loud enough for everyone to stop what they were doing. You were completely confused by your friends actions and apparently so was everyone else.

"LISTEN UP EVERYBODY! Weer going to play a game ov seven minutes in heaven!" There were some cat calls and a few whistles. "Everybody's going ta get a turn! First person who's gonna go is ____!"

You must be deaf. You thought you just heard her say you were going first. That's hilarious. Roxy pointed at you causing everyone's head to turn to look at you. Nope. She said you.

That's when you saw that next to Roxy was a hat. She put the bottle down and picked up the hat.

"Come on _____! Don't be shy!"

Slowly you walked up to your friend feeling the stares on your back. Gulping, you tried to take a peek inside the hat.

"Ah ah ah! No peaking!"

Cautiously you put up a hand and reached inside the hat. You felt pieces of papers and realized that they must of had everyone's names on them. You wondered when they had time to do this. You pulled out a name at random and silently prayed you wouldn't get some pervert.

When you looked down at the paper and saw the name, you felt your blood suddenly run cold. 
Yup. I just wrote this crap :I Hope you're all happy! T^T Just kidding! I have actually hoping to do this for a while! I hope to do all the characters! But God I suck at writing Roxy! I can't misspell words in purpose! Especially when writing on a tablet that auto corrects every time I try to write it in her quirk! Anyway! I'm not sure which characters to start on first so I guess I'll just let you guys decide who you want. I just wanted to the intro out of the way. So just let me know what character you guys want! I'm gonna post a story for this in a couple hours seeing as I'm probably not going to get any sleep. I'm already going to start on a character I like but I'm not saying which *wonk* Merry Christmas!

Oh! And by the way! I guess technically this would be a AU with both humans and trolls... I probably should of made it Human!Stuck, but I didn't really think about it while writing it... (;>->)

[NOTE] I'm going to write the rest of the series a tad differently. The rest of the trolls shall be written as human. It'll make more sense. Sorry for any inconveniences and such this may cause to you!

Dave: In progress
John: [Link]
Dirk: In progress
Jake: In progress
Jade: In progress
Rose: In progress
Roxy: In progress
Karkat: In progress
Gamzee: In progress
Equius: In progress
Sollux: In progress
Tavros: In progress
Eridan: In progress
Kanaya: In progress
Vriska: In progress
Feferi: In progress
Terezi: In progress
Aradia: In progress
Nepeta: In progress
Mituna: In progress
Cronus: In progress
Rufioh: In progress
Kankri: [Link]
Kurloz: In progress
Meenah: In progress
Porrim: In progress
Meulin: In progress
Damara: In progress
Aradia: In progress
Latula: In progress
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I need Karkat. KARKAT MAN. KARKAT